10 Stupidest News Stories Heroes of the Week #400
Hi friends !!! Why all the excitement you would say? Simply because it’s Episode 400 of Champions of the Week and I can’t contain my joy anymore. On this occasion, we once again found the most stupid news of the week, and once again we thank her @ Well his name Who discovers great examples every week. Thank him, thank you, but above all thanks to the heroes who made it possible to fill in these lines with 400 numbers.
1. He plays with his buttocks in the air in his garden, and his neighbors denounce him to the gendarmes
Tobito’s analysis: Yes, because we are not allowed to walk around naked in the house if we can be seen, so it is not recommended to walk around naked. However, naked tampering is also not recommended for obvious security reasons.
2. ‘Astronaut’ seduces her on Instagram, she pays 31,000 euros to get him back to Earth
Tobito’s analysis: grazing Notorious scammersBut here it must be said that it is a great art. Letting go of yourself as one of the few astronauts on the ISS and succeeding in getting people to believe you need €31,000 to get back to Earth is an achievement.
3. Ezer: They leave with chestnuts and come back with 5.4 kg of hashish
Tobito’s analysis: Either way, it’s always boring when you look for something and end up with something different, especially when it’s an illegal product. But at the same time, weeds cost a hell of a lot more per kilogram than chestnuts, so they are generally not bad.
4. On vacation, he was going back to his company to steal 417 restaurant coupons from his colleagues
Tobito’s analysis: In his defense, if we showed up at the office on a day off, it must have been really worth it. There’s a happy medium between “it’s worth it” and “steal 417 restaurant coupons” you’ll tell me, and you’re not wrong, but the efforts have to come from both sides.
5. Reims: a small drone used to rob a bank, loot 150 thousand euros
Tobito’s analysis: We can recognize a certain talent, or at least a certain originality in this 2.0 thief who managed to fool everyone with a small drone. 150 thousand bullets stolen thanks to a drone for less than 200 euros is a good return on investment.
6. Ariège: He wants to avoid the pig and get hit by his partner
Tobito’s analysis: It’s boring, because the two cars have to go to the garage, and you have to do the watch when we live together, a fight begins between the spouses and the pig does not care. It shows he never had to text his car insurance.
7. A village of 83 people attracts visitors thanks to the giant statue of crunchy cheese
Tobito’s analysis: Just reading the title makes me want to go there, first for the love of sculpture but also for the love of cheese chips. Needless to say, when it comes to flipping artistic icons, North Americans know it.
8. Elon Musk launched “Burned Hair” perfume, 10,000 bottles sold within a few hours
Tobito’s analysis: How do you expect us to move forward in the world if every time guys like him release some bullshit, thousands of people rush to buy it? it’s scary. And at the same time…burned hair has a special smell that will match the fragrance. Damn, he really is a genius musk.
9. Spain: A chicken with a camera creates panic among the soldiers
Tobito’s analysis: We were going to spoil this scene in a movie that we found unbelievable. Soldiers who start to panic because a chicken with a camera arrives at their base, it is really an idea of a genius scenario. Or a dirty note, it can also be a really stupid idea, and the line between the two is often thin.
10. He denied his interview with Pope Francis, that a tourist had smashed two ancient statues in the Vatican
Tobito’s analysis: In the parlance of visiting tourist places it is called a big trick. C’est pas parce qu’on vient des États-Unis qu’on peut demander à voir le Pape comme ça sans raison, et c’est pas parce que c’est refusé que ça donne le droit de péter deux sculptures vieilles de 2000 years. Well, after the pope did not care about his days, it cost him nothing to go and shake hands.
Good end Sunday to you, be well and see you next week for number 401. Kisses.
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