Who are you based on your favorite messaging app?

messenger

You are between 25 and 65 years old, and you are not too reckless. You’ve got your back by staying on Facebook, that social network you know by heart and have you covered to the core. What do you like most about this app? Possibility to interact with stickers and gifs, which take you directly to the old baby boomers team. The 25-year-old’s still hurt ego.

The WhatsApp

A must have family first group, where your mom sends you pictures of the progress of her vegetable garden every day, while your brother showers you with pictures of his drool-worthy baby. The thing vibrates all day, so you end up muting all your conversations, which destroys the usefulness of the thing. It took you 5 years to realize that you can configure the app so that sent media is not recorded directly in your gallery. I wasted many hours having to sort through nothing. In short, your motto is “why make it easy when you can make it complicated?”, someone who likes to take the cabbages in challenges that aren’t worth it.

instagram

You love to tell the story of your life, but you also love to delve into the lives of others. Your conversations almost always begin with a reaction to the story of Pierre, Paul, or Jacques, and confine themselves to completely nonsensical fake social relations. This doesn’t make you a bad person, just a superficial and self-centered being.

snap chat

Either you’re too young and that grid is the newest thing on your college ballpark, or you’re particularly narcissistic. Leave talking to someone, as far as they can see your pretty face and hear your sweet voice, right? Between the many filters available and all these personalized stickers and avatars designed to the shape of your body, you have enough tools to impress yourself all day long.

cable

You are a conspirator. You think the world is spying on you thanks to your conversations with Aunt Sandrine, a repentant anti-Purge activist. A revolution in your era, you can use this channel to spread ideas full of anger, and try to rally the masses to organize “the largest demonstration in the history of Sancoins”. A demonstration of no more than ten peelers and one ring, but that’s only the beginning of a great project, isn’t it?

Signal

You are even more conspiratorial. conspirator ++++. You are skeptical of everything, to the point of choosing messages that are end-to-end encrypted, so that only you and your interlocutor can read the conversation. Very unflattering demeanor, suggesting you have a lot to hide. You’re a mystery, but like… a scary mystery.

Your phone’s messaging app

You are without flavour, without exoticism and without fun. You go for the simple, don’t look for any originality, and your personality is similar to that of others. You don’t mean it, do you? But a 4:30 report on earthworm life is less boring than you in general.

Google chat

For you, life is work, work and work. You no longer take the time to differentiate between private life and professional life, and you just live for Google gadgets. In any case, your close circle is your colleagues at work. You might talk to them directly on the app you use for work, right? You’re the type to incorporate Englishes into all your sentences, and the only breaks you allow yourself are after work between “co-workers,” as you say. Unbearable.

linkedin

You are an inspiring and falsely inspiring person. You mainly use your email to share Creative Management posts with your “circle”: in other words, with people you only communicate with because of their job. A little opportunism and hypocrisy, finally.

You are only communicating by e-mail

You’re 70, and you’re sharing chains so you don’t get a bad omen in the corner of your face. Micheline, if she is going to do so, she returns to the correspondence sent. And kick me out of your contacts, please.

The simplest thing is to be attached and not talk to anyone.